• 10. netstat

you ain't be stealin my ports

• 9. etc init.d/apache2 restart

it takes so fucking long. and why is it even called "apache2"? Never use reload... its evil

• 8. chmod 777

one step above the number of the beast: it makes your stuff runnable...

• 7. vim etc*

yay, every program has its own config syntax

• 6. top

still at 0%

• 5. apt get install ...argh... sudo apt-get install

damnit... when will they invent password promts

• 4. shoutdown h now

because NOW matters

• 3. ps A

thats how contract killers look for their targets

• 2. killall

theres nothing better than killing processes. it gives you that nostalgic windows ME feeling.

• 1. su

yes, i know its bad, but as a windows user, i'm not used to restrictions which could prevent me from shredding my system...